The Church of
the Cosmic Turtle
Weekly readings of The Dark Tower.
Beginning and ending every 9/19.
I Finally Took Stephen King’s Advice
Well folks, here we are, a year to the day since I started this blog. Our heroes have traveled thousands of wheels, been through much, and finally the gunslinger has…
New here? Start with this short introduction:
I Cry Your Pardon
Greetings, and welcome to the Church of the Cosmic Turtle. You know what I’m talking about: Maturin the turtle, Guardian of the beam, who stands sentinel at his portal, opposite the giant robot bear, Shardik. Now, if all of that made perfect sense to you then congratulations, you’re in the right place. If you read…
Join me on my year-long pilgrimage to the Dark Tower.