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the Cosmic Turtle

Weekly readings of The Dark Tower.
Beginning and ending every 9/19.

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I Cry Your Pardon

Greetings, and welcome to the Church of the Cosmic Turtle. You know what I’m talking about: Maturin the turtle, Guardian of the beam, who stands sentinel at his portal, opposite the giant robot bear, Shardik. Now, if all of that made perfect sense to you then congratulations, you’re in the right place. If you readContinue reading “I Cry Your Pardon”

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